WHAT'S A NUDE PRUDE?

If you have to ask, chances are you're not one.

But for the curious, the Nude Prude:

· Doesn't like to be seen without clothing
· Does EVERYTHING in the dark
· Feels nude when wearing lingerie
· Feels nude in a bathing suit
· Feels insecure in provocative clothing
· Voted in two presidential elections before losing her virginity
· Considers wearing leather to mean shoes
· Firm believer that sex should only take place in a bed
· Is more likely to go to a Barry Manilow concert than a nude beach
· Uses medical terminology when referring to body parts
· Would risk AIDS before buying condoms
· Finds erotic art embarrassing
· Closes and locks the bathroom door when she's alone in the house
· Keeps her eyes closed during sex
· Gets nude in the dark, with the door locked
· Wears a bathing suit when hitting the showers in the girls locker room
· Won't have sex when her dog or cat is in the room

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